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internet commerce accounts for 8% the entire market! i did a study on it!
Your blog away from blog
in honor of my slightly earlier post (see below), please enjoy this gibberish post.
at work today, i kept hitting the "next blog" button on the blogger bar, and found some interesting blogs. and by interesting i mean nonsensical spam gibberish. such as:
PEOPLE GET AROUND PEOPLE GET AROUND PEOPLE GET AROUND PEOPLE GET AROUND PEOPLE GET AROUND PEOPLE GET
hey ho, fools.
Of all the holidays, the commercialization of this one, makes it one of the hardest to understand. Somewhere, some time ago, some one decided to promote Easter as the day a large bunny visits with eggs, confusing all Christian children henceforth. Do bunnies lay eggs? Do they steal them from chickens and just paint them? Is there an egg factory in the South Pole? Where does chocolate play into all this? The questions about Easter are easy to find. The answers, I'm afraid, are not.
jill is so good funny. i only saw one show of hers in miami, but i fell in love. and she has a precious book about improv called jill bernard's small cute book of improv that touches my heart. clicker picktsher ferher site.
Some people will remember March 22nd as the day US naval hero Stephen Decatur was killed in a duel with former Navy Commodore James Barron. But, as for me, from this day forward I shall always remember March 22nd as the date that I first heard that Punky Brewster is pregnant with a Punky Jr!!!
alright. i have had it up to here with my g.i. joe power wheels tank. i totally decided to sell it. it's not what you think, though. i love my tank. i love it the way a pittsburger loves the steelers, or the way a construction worker loves his hard hat, or better yet, the way a g.i. joe loves his fucking tank. but it's just too awesome for any one person to own for more than fifteen years.
i'm not sure how long this will be up, but cnn's latest article on the terri schiavo right-to-die/right-to-keep-alive poppycock had one item of interest for me:
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!
no longer content with ruining religion, science has turned it's vengeful "not proven 'till it's proven" stubborness on itself. apparently, science doesn't have all the answers. there are thirteen things science doesn't understand, and here they are (in case you ever meet science at a party and want to get a rise out of her).
so i said i'd try to write about what i'm learning in my writing class... and i also said that i hoped someone would write back to me- and destroyer of the worlds did! isn't that exciting? it makes me warm...
"Let's talk about 'roids."
WARNING! POLITICS AHEAD!
Yesterday, an article in the New York Times, 'Hazards: Men, Children, and Lost Fingers' by Eric Nagourney, read:
ok. here's a guy that looks like my bestest friend hoost kopplin. and he's hilarious like him too! we met in miami and i can't couldn't believe the similarities between hoosty and his long lost twin fiely a. matias. what a name! i hope you all enjoy his brilliance as much as i do...
what's done is done. and what's done is mansquito. it came in like a lion, and went out like a half man, half mosquito. here's the quick stats on mansquito:
Which part man? Which part mosquito? MANSQUITO!!!!!
MANSQUITO!!!!!! That's right, get ready everyone because tomorrow night you will be able to witness the absolute brilliance that is MANSQUITO. Please don't forget to tune in to the Sci-Fi network, because I'm going to need some help defending this potentially aweful movie from Baz. I hope to hear from you all after the movie.
The Animal Club Sketch Comedy Collective
The Animal Club Sketch Comedy Collective
i think i'm blogging now. what a silly word, blogging. this is my first blog on my own. i'm scared. okay, so last i mentioned, i am reading the da vinci code. i am a slow reader and still haven't finished yet. and it's a reeeeaally quick read. so i'm reeeeeaally slow. but i've also stopped reading. cuz i had this ridiculously awful headache a couple days ago and i think it's cuz i kept staying up reading. seeing as that reading is not often a past time of mine, my head almost exploded when i tried. so sad. anyhoo, i'll start again soon. like now, i'm at my internship and this is when i was getting the most reading done, but now i'm writing my blog. what to do? my blog is boring me. hmmm. blog, whatyada think? i feel all alone blogging. i guess there are other people who will read it. dear people, will you write me back? i like conversations, not just talking alone. although i do talk alot in conversations, but i like the other person to talk alot too. i never really thought about it before, but diaries are one just talking to oneself, but recording it. i guess recording it makes it not crazy? i think i feel weird cuz i'm not used to writing. when i do write, it's just like a diary entry (see previous blog) and it's usually just what i did that day and how i feel. if i were creating something, i wouldn't be bored and would see purpose in it. guess what?! i'm starting a intro to writing class tomorrow morning at second city. i'm suuuper excited about it! maybe i'll be more comfy writing after that. i used to love it. i wanted to be a writer when i was 7. i lost the love after a while and then college came and i found it for a second but then it was smashed into a million pieces by second semester. i want to be good at it though! i'll try to share what i learn on my blog. maybe these blogs will help me. i'm still bored. and hot!
the staff at the second city training center has bestowed upon us the honor of not one, not two, not three, not five, but FOUR donny award nominations. we were nominated as a group for best sketch show and best technical direction, and ruth and tom each got nods for best actress and best actor. woot!
wow. who knew scifi channel could raise the bar to this level? I thought the creative renassance was over with frankenfish - boy o boy was i ever wrong.
the mansquito! madness continues!!!
it's not that I'm addicted to sci-fi original movies, I'm addicted to the sci-fi Channel, the whole thing, all of it, even the bad, even....MANSQUITO!!! Yeah it's true, I haven't seen Mansquito yet, and yeah, I might be wishing for those two hours of my life back when I'm done watching it, but it's the fun of being a part of the whole sci-fi experience that I'm defending...there will be many more movies like MANSQUITO no matter how good or bad it is, and I'll be there to witness all the aweful yet wonderful goodness that it is to be a sci-fi channel movie/show/series/whatever...more on this later, until then LONG LIVE MANSQUITO!!!
god, to be a fly on the wall when this was pitched...
check it out! i am a blogger! i'll blog by blogging another blog:
today i woke up at 11. i didn't read my book at all. my book is the davinci code. i'll profess my love later. i cleaned the office more and i'll tell more later. i procrastinate. please write back diary.
So the by-individual blog experience crashed and burned. It's not like we were the first. So, we'll try this from a more co-operative angle. This blog will feature posts from all animal club members, and thus, will likely be updated more than the individual ones.