Friday, March 18, 2005

THIS JUST IN....

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The verdict is finally in. After years of deliberation, historians have finally emerged with a solution that they can all agree upon:

In the Alamo, the best place to stand would have been surounded by Davey Crockett, Jim Bowie, and Daniel Boone.*

*The phrase 'best place' shouldn't be confused with 'safest place'.


Wait a minute. Here's some...

-BREAKING NEWS-

Upon further research, historians have come to the conclusion that Daniel Boone wasn't and couldn't have been at the Alamo on the grounds that he had died sixteen years beforehand. As a result, the above historians have rescinded their previous statement. They apologize profusely for misleading anyone and have agreed to go back into deliberation until a fool-proof solution can be found.

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