i won't watch. i won't buy.

further proof that translated japanese truth is funnier than native english fiction. from the latest anti-piracy psd running in japanese movie theatres:

script:

(Picture of girl looking sad.)
Girl: "Movies are being stolen."
Girl: "Our enjoyment (of movies) is being stolen."

(Black tear appears on girl's face.)
Girl: "Important things will be destroyed."

Text: I want to protect movies, I want to protect our enjoyment (of movies).

(Tear runs down girl's face, drops into water and skull appears. Fades to image of eroding film.)

Text and voiceover: Pirate movie eradication campaign

(Closeup of girl's eyes)

Text: Don't watch or buy illegal downloads and pirated DVDs
Girl: I won't watch, I won't buy (pirated movies)

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