Iraqi Constitutionism

Iraq's constitution has been put into stall mode yet again. It's become a common occurence whence any deadline arrives in Baghdad. How many more stalls is Iraq in for? Who knows? It's not easy to invent a constitution. We all know that. So, why don't we just give them ours? It's old anyway. We could use a new one (with fancy decals, corporate sponsors, and chrome finish). But, it's as good a place as any for a fledgling democracy like Iraq to start. We could even throw in all of our presidents for that ol' historic flavor. Well, let's keep one. Um...Quincy.



Yeah, we'll keep John Quincy Adams. They'll still get an Adams anyway and we could even throw in Alexi Lalas to sweeten the deal and take Quincy's place.



So yeah, Iraq, if you're reading, please get back to me so we can figure this whole thing out as soon as possible and get you guys coasting along in your brand-new democracy.