This One Goes Out To Boston

So, Massachusetts, being the first state to legalize gay marriage, is now fighting a state law that prohibits out of state couples from legally marrying in Massachusetts. I'm sure the law made sense way back when it was made in 1913. And after that big scare from the year
before (You remember, the Marry-Out-Of-State-And-Murder-And-Rob-Or-Convert-Residents-Of-That-State-To-Satanism-For-Your-Honeymoon Tragedy of 1912?), one wonders why more states didn't adopt a similar law.

But, now that murdering, robbing, and satanic conversion of out-of-state residents for honeymoons has long since become passe, these dangers no longer pose a threat. So, I say scrap the law. It's out-of-date and if other states continue to bar basic civil rights from groups of people, then there should be a Mecca in the middle of all this hypocrisy where two people-no matter where they're from, their sexuality, or any other petty differences that mean absolutely nothing when you love someone-can get married regardless of anything.
Amen.