Baz and Romy and Michelle?

I just got an email from somebody I apparently went to high school with. It's reunion time. The big 1-0. It was a typical email, "hey! can you BELIEVE it's been ten years? LOL! Do you want to come to the reunion?" etc etc. I've elected not to beat around the bush, and here's the email I sent back:

"Dear PERSON!

It depends on how successful I am by then. I have to be a little successful, so as to impress you all, but not so successful that it's beneath me to spend time with you. Not a very big window, is it? But who knows?

You understand,

Mike"