French Bread Grossness
I usually stop at a gas station on my way to work to pick up coffee and a muffin. Near the coffee machine is a freezer that contains various kinds of French Bread Pizza. The side of said freezer has little explosion graphics with descriptive words inside them, supposedly in reference to the pizzas contained therein. Some of the descriptive words:
um...chewy? Chewy. Would you ever use the word chewy to describe a pizza you were trying to sell someone?
I bought three.