own a piece of balzer history

alright. i have had it up to here with my g.i. joe power wheels tank. i totally decided to sell it. it's not what you think, though. i love my tank. i love it the way a pittsburger loves the steelers, or the way a construction worker loves his hard hat, or better yet, the way a g.i. joe loves his fucking tank. but it's just too awesome for any one person to own for more than fifteen years.

i mean, look at it! how badass is that?! here's what you do with it:

• step 1: plug it into the wall socket
• step 2: wait 15 hours
• step 3: use the "power" lever to move
• step 4: blow shit up with the laser
• step 5: repeat as necessary

this thing is a steal for $250 (or best offer). Throw in another hundred bucks, and i'll drive it to you. not put it on a flatbed truck and drive the flatbed truck, i mean drive the tank itself. the further away you are, the better. here's some spec's:

year: 1982
model: gi joe APRV
engine: 9.6v battery
horsepower: yeah, more like tankpower
miles: 1.6
tires: 6.5" plastic. original tread
asking price: $250.00

any takers?