Hillary Duff

Hey! Did ya hear?!! Hillary Duff's going to release a greatest hits album??????????????????????????????????????
Wha?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Does she have hits? She did like two albums. Shouldn't there be a few more? Really even if your writing staff has run out of ideas already, aren't there still plenty of great songs already written that you can do awful covers of until you're around long enough to have a greatest hits album? Nevertheless, it's going to be called Most Wanted. In her defense, I guess they have to call it something. But why not something like:
Duffified,
Duff Enuf,
Duffy-Dee-Do-Duff,
or
Hillary Duff and Her Album Devoted to Repackaging Mild Success

Something to think about until sunnier days anyway. Until then, here's a fun game. Try to think of as many Hillary Duff songs as you can and see if you have to use more than two fingers. Then, read this about a little show Hill did for our President back in January. Here's a sample:

"I'm thinking, 'Oh my gosh, is it going to be like a dinner table that I'm performing in front of? Are people going to be dressed all fancy? Am I supposed to be dressed fancy? I gotta get some clothes! What if people think I'm tacky? Oh, my God!' "
On second thought, you can probably skip reading the article, since that sums it up pretty well.