EMC Posts Strong 2Q Sales, Earnings Gains!

seriously!

Revenue for the second quarter ended June 30 was $2.34 billion, up 19% from the same period one year ago!

Platform software, including license and maintenance revenue, grew 24%, driven by customer demand for replication software for safeguarding information assets!

Mware achieved sales of $91 million in the second quarter, a year-over-year increase of 93%, driven by the proliferation of virtualization into x86 environments! But content-management software revenue, including EMC Documentum, was up only 1% to $39 million for the quarter!

slow day, you ask? you have no idea. *sigh*