Mascot Hall of Fame

Congratulations to the three mascots who have been inducted into the all-new Mascot Hall of Fame. The inductees were San Diego's Famous Chicken, the Phillie Phanatic, and the Phoenix Suns' Gorilla. It must be an amazing feeling. Their induction speeches may be bland as I've never seen a mascot talk, but nevertheless, you nothing can take away from this great honor. I mean they beat out fellow candidates, Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald. Pretty impressive.
Then, you dig a little deeper and you find a pile of conspiracy in mascot land. Apparently the hall is run and founded by-du du du-DAVE RAYMOND-du du du-the original Phillie Phanatic-du du du! Shame on you Dave Raymond. No offense to the Phanatic, but you'd think old-timers like Mickey and Ronald would get the go-aheads in the inaugural year of the hall of fame. For shame. What happens if Ronald and Mickey don't make it another year? Post humus mascot induction?


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