100%

oh yeah. last night at 1:34 AM central time, i completed my master work. 100% completion in grand theft auto: san andreas. i thought that i would be a little sad to see it go, but i'm not. why? because i'm STILL NOT FINISHED!

i've decided to take 100% complete to only mean 80% complete. i'm going to complete the things you don't need to complete so i can at last feel complete. here's what i'll be doing in my free time for the next month or so:

1. dating and having sex with all the girlfriends
2. finding and completing all the unique jumps
3. doing the two triathalons
4. finding all the flowers
5. importing all the cars
6. tricking out all the lowriders and street racers
7. getting $99,999,999
8. buying all the clothes
9. getting all the tattoos
10. doing the endurance races
11. getting gold medals in all the schools

then, and only then, 100% complete will i be.

i realize that i have a problem. i need help. i submit to a higher power. i must call my friends and make ammends...