we're living in a media-crazed world

and i am a media-crazed girl. for those of you not in the know, madonna took a nasty spill off her horse at her 47th birthday party, cracing a couple ribs and breaking her collarbone. we're two days into madonna's horse-gate, and it's still a big story- 710 stories on google news. the media is catching this story from all sorts of fun angles, so i thought i'd try a couple of other madonna and horse related google news searches to see how far the rabbit hole goes. here are my results:

madonna blows horse = 0 stories
horse blows madonna = 0 stories
madonna horse oral sex = 1 story
madonna horse husband is bad director = 2 stories

pictured to the right: madonna does a headstand.