caption contest
comment with your best caption for this picture of usc quarterback matt leinart and two attractive women at the collesium. the winner maybe gets a candy bar if they leave their address with their comment.
posted by Baz at 1:21 PM
3 Comments:
"So many blow jobs, so little time."
Blond Girl: "Now Matt, keep looking at the spinning pinwheel okay? Keep looking. Think about when you were a small boy on the farm in your daddy's arms, okay? Now Matt, repeat after me: Tom Cruise is an alien and so am I. Matt? Say it. Now! Say it you stupid, well-hung son of a bitch!"
Matt: "I am an alien too and Tom Cruise am I."
Brunette: "Close enough."
(This has all been said with a southern dialect of course.)
Blonde: "Both you and I know that we're in the prime of our lives. 11 IS a prime number, Matt, you're right, but if you add the two digits of that number together you get the number 2. Let's not fight about this! Prime numbers count, they do. In fact, without prime numbers there would be no counting. It would instead go something like this: 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 15, 16, 18, 20, etc. What kind of a life is that?"
(At this point, all turn to the camera.)
Matt: "Indeed, what kind of a life is that? Have you thanked your prime numbers today?"
Brunette: "Oi!"
(The picture is taken. And . . . scene.)
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