Drinking Game

By now, it's pretty common knowledge that 57% of Americans disapprove of President Bush's handling of our nation at this time-both in war and at home. I know, for me, I've had a hard time watching/listening to him for some time now. It's incredibly frustrating that the leader of our country is an arrogant, ignorant prick. Oops. See, this anger. It's damaging to one's soul. So...
LET'S DRINK



Here's a new drinking game to help get through President Bush's speeches and public appearances in general. It's a sibling of the already popular drinking game, 'Asshole' (if only in name).

In this game it is important to drink profusely beforehand. In fact, come to the game (from this sentence on, the term 'game' will refer to the viewing of a Bushian moment) hammered. Not too hammered, though. You're going to need two of your five senses. So, drink only to the point of losing smell, taste, and feeling.

Drinking should cease when our President graces your television. This is where the game begins. Wait for him to say something ignorant and call him an 'Asshole' as loudly as possible. Shout it! And just keep shouting it! Because odds are he's just going to keep saying ignorant things! Other insults and obscenities are also welcome. Feel free to be creative. If you're frustrated with Bush's smirking cock-of-a-face, let him know it. No need to be shy. He can't hear you. Let it out. It's part of the game. This is therapeutic drinking, folks.

The yelling remains continuous until you lose your voice or conscious. At that point, when you can sling insults no more, you may drink again (unconscious participants may be exempt from this portion). But, while drinking you must hold out one hand and extend the second finger from the thumb high into the air. Hold it there for as long as you can before passing out or severe muscle fatigue claims your finger. This could be for as long as the conference or speech lasts or go even further. The ultimate winner is the one that has remained drinking, middle finger extended, right up until the Bush is removed or leaves office.

Happy Drinking Everyone.