Root Beer No Good

Not for the maker of KidsBeer. A Japanese company, Tomumasu, is now making a soft drink that looks like beer, froths like beer, but tastes like Coke! Whoop!!



"Children always copy adults," Tomumasu head Satoshi Tomoda says. "If you have this drink at events attended by kids, it would make the occasions even more entertaining." Because first graders can now not only pretend to be drunk, but look like they're really drunk while pretending to be drunk! Think of the sleepover fun! Who's got a funnel? Timmy? Lisa? No problem, I'll bring mine! Scary movies and fake beer anyone?
What will they think of next for our children to more accurately pretend to be deviant with? Fake heroin? Fake crack? Fake butterfly knives? As it should be, the sky's the limit when it comes to our children!!

We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start drinking

There’s a choice we’re making
We’ve been sober all our lives

It’s true we’re only five or six
But let's pretend

We are the world, we are the children
It makes sense that we should get drunk
If we're just faking

Our hands are way too small
Could you open our bottles

Let's all raise our beers up high
And toast for KidsBeer!!