Tuesday, September 20, 2005

hey skinny! get real job!

keeping with today's theme of depressing news about small, attractive celebrities, kate moss' totally awesome coke habit has cost her a contract with H&M worth about 480 kg of cocaine (or $7.2 million in people dollars.)(via bloomberg u.k.

dare i suggest another leno-off?. oh, i dare. ready. set. JOKE!

3 Comments:

Blogger CoryNealy said...

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4:37 PM  
Blogger CoryNealy said...

"I guess she found things don't go better with coke"
"H&M felt she crossed a line...a white line"
"At least she doesn't have to worry about being homeless, she can always live in her coke straw...you know because she is so thin...and could fit...hello...is this thing on?"

4:38 PM  
Blogger Baz said...

"kate explained that she thought H&M's policy was "say no to food!" *rimshot*

4:52 PM  

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