Wednesday, August 10, 2005

heads up...

to those video gamers i know well (mike tornetta) and well enough to know they love video gaming (geoff of elephant larry) and i guess myself (me)...

south korean video games himself to death

after 50+ consecutive hours of video games, little sleep, little food or drink, and countless in-game deaths, he suffered a real one. i'd like to have a leno-off on this subject if we can. do yr best to predict jay's inevitably lame punch line to the story with one caveat- the "koreans eat dogs" gag is off limits. ready. set. JOKE!

4 Comments:

Blogger Alex said...

"At least he won't be a slave to an oppresive regime anymore. By which I mean, Nintendo!"

ZING!

3:08 PM  
Blogger Baz said...

"thinking he was a suspect, a confused oj simpson said, "if the power glove does not fit, you must acquit!"

-crowd mutters, silence, the occasional cough

3:28 PM  
Blogger Venancio Astúrdiga said...

I tried this with tetris and ended up with a rectangular head and square testicles. To be avoided.

Keep on posting weirdo news like this! I enjoyed it.

Regards and smiles without teeth.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Myrtle Standich said...

"This would never have happened if we just stuck with Pong."

10:35 PM  

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