six degrees of relevance ii

1. Gates' Microsoft wins, Richter spammer pays: $7 million -to-
2. Lost it in space: Andy's dad orders him to bed

1. Gate's Microsoft wins, Richter Spammer pays: $7 million
2. Andy Richter
3. Lost it in space: Andy's dad orders him to bed

since that was so easy, i've decided to ratchet it up, here comes six degrees of relevance +1 (connecting three stories in six steps)

1. Spectator : Woods watching resumes -to-
2. Jackson lawyer slates juror doubt -to-
3. Skin Cancers Increasing in Young Adults

1. spectator: woods watching resumes
2. tiger woods is black
3. michael jackson is black
4. jackson lawyer slates juror doubt
5. lawyers are a cancer of society
6. skin cancers increasing in young adults.

this is far too easy to be amusing. i'll admit i'm reaching today- i missed a dose of zoloft, and am feeling less inclined to be funny. plus, it seems like today's headlines are the same as yesterdays. i hereby forbid anyone from playing the six degrees of relevance game ever again. lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.