watch out dilbert

as i've said numerous times, i live the american dream everyday, by working in an office. today, this was written on the office supply request list:

item: staple remover
quantity: 1
note: i've got one, but maybe someone else needs one?

this was infinitely funnier than the actual dilbert cartoon taped to the cabinet just above the request sheet. also on the request sheet were these gems, contributed by yours truly:

item: bulldozer
quantity: 1
note: none

item: gladiator arena
quantity: 1
note: none

item: hungry lions
quantity: 3-4
note: for gladiator arena