Thanksgiving

During a holiday like today, it's important to remember a guy like this



Takeru Kobayashi, a hardcore eater with a super-slim waist, who can now add the World Hamburger Eating Championship to his shelf of trophies. What a steal! Kobayashi ate 67 Krystal hamburgers in eight minutes. Even crazier, is that his chief competitor in this competition was tied with him at 60 hamburgers with 37 seconds left to compete. That means Takeru pounded seven hambugers in 37 seconds. Takeru has won the hot dog eating championship, the pizza eating championship, and is a chief contender in the Loew's saw horse and the MLB's utility infielder eating championships. So, today, when you're sitting at the table with your stomach gurgling a threat to rip out of your skin, quit being a pussy! Loosen that belt, put a smile on your face, and pack that plate high! And know that somewhere Takeru is smiling-perhaps even crying in sheer joy.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!