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If any other people are planning half-assed, poor-man knock-off's of the onion, i thought of a tag line:

When News Breaks, We Take It Back, Tell Them That's How It Was When We Got It, And Get Store Credit.

Also, if anyone was planning a parody of the American Heart Association website, may I suggest the "American Fart Association"?

That's right. I get paid to do comedy.