Ding!

I just wanted to say thanks to the lady on Southwest who gave the funniest, most gleeful Safety Lecture I've ever witnessed. Some highlights:

"If this flight turns into a cruise, you might need this inflatable vest..."

"Pull the oxygen mask over your mouth. deposit 25¢ for the first three minutes..."

"We hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride..."

It started off cute and almost annoying, but I'm being completely honest when I say she had solid comedic timing, and some pretty good (read: better than Sinbad) jokes in there. I was this close to telling her that I work for iO and she might have a future. But she's my competition, and the longer she goes unnoticed, the better for me.