childish

how old am i? 4? i read a sentence on a message board, and this phrase made chocolate milk squirt out of my nose:

poodle burgers.

i kept reading it until the words themselves made no sense to me. it was still funny.

poodle burgers.

i should feel bad. my niece is a poodle. i eat hamburgers. why is this phrase funny?

poodle burgers.

oh. there. it's not funny anymore. whew! that was close!