Actual names from npr

Being ipod-less for my commute, I've been listening to even more NPR than usual, which is a significant amount. The names of the Chicago NPR station personalities shocks me with their comical sterotypicalness (not a word). If you used these names in NPR sketches, people wouldn't find them believable enough. Names like:

Gretchen Helfrich, host of Odyssey
Michelle Norris (pronounced MEE-shell), anchor of All Things Considered
Melba Lara, host of Local News and All Things Considered
Aurora Aguilar, editor of Eight-Forty-Eight