Comedy tomorrow, improv tonight!*

Two improv shows worth seeing tonight. #1 is "Dynasty", which is actually "The Chorus" which is Ruth and Shane's I.O. harold team at the Oracle Theatre, 10:30 sharp. Then walk down halstead, right on addison , left on clark, up the stairs and see "Warhammer" at IO at midnight. "Warhammer" consists of IO prodigies like Mort Burke (quincy, left at the light, let them ho's fight), Emily Candini (drug test, messing with a friend), Alana Johnston (messing with a friend), Thomas Middleditch (baby wants candy), Mark Ortiz (who i met yesterday and gave me some pot), and some other people who are probably just as good.

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* the title of this post comes from a sketch that animal club is not allowed to perform, now that half the group is gainfully employed as respected improvisors. tom and i wrote it in st. louis last year. it's a parody of "comedy tonight" from funny thing happened on the way to the forum. here's some of it:

something that's racist
something that's sexist
something that's homophobic
improv tonight!

something retarded
somebody farted
that's it you're getting it
it's improv tonight!

nothing with wit
nothing with class
nothing but dick, shick, fuck piss and ass

nothing for thinkers
plenty for drinkers
anything that's lazy dumb or trite
comedy tomorrow, improv tonight!