deep in the heart of texas

hey lone star staters,

one of our short films will be screened at the austin film festival sometime(s) between october 20 and 27th. we're not sure when, how many times or where it will be shown, and i'd tell you which film it is, but the title blows the premise, so...

anyway, if you are
a) from texas
b) going to be in texas
c) both of the above
d) other:_______________

stop by the festival and watch what I guaruntee will be the shortest film of the festival. in fact, if they charge you full ticket price for it, demand a refund. from them. not us.