flu revelation

it's 4:11 AM, and for the first time in my life, i'm totally, almost violently unimpressed with white bread. i may never eat it again. white bread (specifically the butternut white i just wolfed down, smothered in creamy jiff) has the consistancy of a synthetic clothing material. it reforms accroding to it's packaging. it's a mold nursery as little as four days after purchase. white bread, is gross. seriously. fuck white bread.