Monday, October 31, 2005

quick q, simple a

during my lunch break, i was wondering to myself:

Q: bicycles were originally used primarily as a mode of transportation, then assumed a more recreational persona as other transportation modes were developed. but was there ever a practical use for unicycles?

A: not really. the unicycle's primary function is for dressing up and riding on, causing a scene with yourself, such as pictured to the right. the unicycle's secondary function is "enhancing" perfectly normal sports, creating retarded hybrid sports such as mountain unicycling and unicycle hockey. tertiary uses for unicycles range from ironic gift giving to making veiled threats of lifelong financial dependancy on one's parents.

2 Comments:

Blogger Geoffrey said...

Thank you for saying what we've all been thinking.

I contend that anyone on a unicycle is LITERALLY asking to be mocked. It's like light masochism.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Baz said...

it's the least i could do. technically. anything less would be not doing anything.

10:49 PM  

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