sex sells...antifreeze?

as i continute to fight bravely against the non-bird flu, i am watching four times the television i normally do. right now i'm enjoying "dogfight!" on the history channel, which is exactly what it sounds like it is.

during a break, i saw an ad featuring open-wheel racing sex pot danica patrick (who bears a slight resemblance to mike tornetta's sister emily, and what must be the sexiest jug of anti-freeze of all time.

the commercial does not exist online, so i'll describe it for you. it was kind of like a model shoot, where danica was being hot, and it was also like dirty-talk during sex, where danica kept dropping these little maxims about her being something, be it hot, or fast, or anti-freeze, or whatever. then she said something about "this anti-freeze is better than sex", and then had sex with the jug of anti-freeze.

i immediately went to the PEAK anti-freeze website and ordered seventeen jugs. that may sound excessive, but i haven't purchased anti-freeze since i purchased my saturn in 1999. does anti-freeze last six years? what if danica patrick had sex with it?