A Chat With Nancy Kerrigan Pt. 1
Yesterday, I was doing a crossword puzzle in the Chicago Trib and the hint
for 18 across just so happened to be "Olympic figure skater _____ Kerrigan
whose current phone number is (438) 472-6745". Now, it's been years since
I've heard or even thought of this name. So, I figured I'd give her a
call. The following is part 1 our dialogue:
Nancy: Hello?
Me: Hi. Is Nancy there?
Nancy: That's my name. Don't wear it out. (A figure skater giggle.)
Me: Nancy Kerrigan?
Nancy: Yes.
Me: Nancy Kerrigan, the Olympic figure skater?
Nancy: Yes.
Me: NANCY!! How are you?
Nancy: Good. Who is this?
Me: Shane. Shane Portman. You don't know me. I just wanted to ask you a
bunch of questions.
Nancy: Uh-
Me: It won't take very long. I just ran across your name in a crossword
puzzle.
Nancy: Uh-
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Part 2 Coming Soon...
posted by Mrs. Myrtle Standich at 7:35 PM
2 Comments:
Hey Shane,
You guys were hilarious the other night at the Funnybone. I'm enjoying the website a lot too. I come here whenever I am feeling non-happy and read things until I am full of anti-non-happiness. The videos are awesome too. Wish there was more of them.
Keep up the good work,
Tim Kohn
Friend of Steve Pandur
Tim,
It was nice to meet you, man. Thanks for the accolades. Glad you're enjoying the website and that's it's keeping you full of anti-non-happiness. Drop us an email sometime if you're looking for people to drop emails to. barooo99@theanimalclub.com
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