Friday, November 25, 2005

Chuck Norris

Check this site out for some facts about Chuck Norris. Some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

3 Comments:

Blogger Alex said...

Please. For the love of god. Do NOT remote link.

10:02 AM  
Blogger baz said...

sweet jesus. i go home for one week for a little turkey and family action, and THIS is what i come home to?

also, internet dweebs need to worry far less about remote linking.

FIXED.

10:24 AM  
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