revenge of the scoop!

exacting revenge for this bit of speedy journalistic regurgitation, elephant larry's geoff beat me to the number one sketch-comedy related news story of the year:

PIRATES!

geoff played it close to the subject and the relative sketch tie-ins, so i'll opt for the operetta reference:

one passenger, clearly shaken from the experience, was seen crouched in the fetal position in the corner, muttering to himself, "i am the very model of a modern major general, i have information vegetable, animal and mineral, i know the kings of england i'll list them alphabetical...".