Dietary Wealth
I've constructed an equation that determines your poorness based on your diet. It's pretty foolproof, and surprisingly simple:
x/7=y (where x = the number of times a week you eat ramen, and y is your poorness quotient)
if y>0, you are poor.
yes, i was eating ramen when i came up with this.
posted by Baz at 12:54 AM
4 Comments:
Um..okay, so I fucking love this blog. You guys are so very quick and clever. Nicely done.
Sad but true. Should you wait a couple of weeks and put your average ramen consumption as x, or calculate poorness weekly?
Perhaps a more general formula is needed:
x/d = y
x = ramen consumed
d = number of days in this study
y = baz poorness quotient
I think the major problem with my more general formulation is that is just not as funny. damn.
-- kathy
p.s. word verification: xompzopg say that ten times fast. or even once.
it seems funniness is directly proportionate to simplicity. watch this;
euqation: x
(where x is the number of times you eat ramen a day, and if x>0, you're poor).
and annonymous, you make me blush. thank you for your kind words and gleeful profanity.
hey terri! you know, i think we met briefly backstage at sketchfest NYC last year. i was probably really intoxicated- sorry if my memory is meh.
it does suck when the trains pass in the night at festivals. this'll be my third near-miss with hypnogogia. i've been dying to see it.
and thanks for all the kind words. i appreciate it.
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