Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Dietary Wealth

I've constructed an equation that determines your poorness based on your diet. It's pretty foolproof, and surprisingly simple:

x/7=y (where x = the number of times a week you eat ramen, and y is your poorness quotient)

if y>0, you are poor.

yes, i was eating ramen when i came up with this.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um..okay, so I fucking love this blog. You guys are so very quick and clever. Nicely done.

2:35 PM  
Blogger nowpicnic said...

Sad but true. Should you wait a couple of weeks and put your average ramen consumption as x, or calculate poorness weekly?

Perhaps a more general formula is needed:

x/d = y

x = ramen consumed
d = number of days in this study
y = baz poorness quotient

I think the major problem with my more general formulation is that is just not as funny. damn.

-- kathy

p.s. word verification: xompzopg say that ten times fast. or even once.

9:24 PM  
Blogger baz said...

it seems funniness is directly proportionate to simplicity. watch this;

euqation: x

(where x is the number of times you eat ramen a day, and if x>0, you're poor).

and annonymous, you make me blush. thank you for your kind words and gleeful profanity.

7:28 AM  
Blogger Terri said...

Hello from the former anonymous. I met you guys briefly at the Seattle Sketch Fest last year and I was very impressed with your work. I was busy volunteering for the festival so I missed a good chunk of the show, but what I saw was great fun. Very smart. I see that you guys are heading to Sketchingham. A week too early though. Drat. I was hoping to see the whole show this time, but alas, we’re performing the following weekend (Hypnagogia). Best of luck.

2:34 PM  
Blogger baz said...

hey terri! you know, i think we met briefly backstage at sketchfest NYC last year. i was probably really intoxicated- sorry if my memory is meh.

it does suck when the trains pass in the night at festivals. this'll be my third near-miss with hypnogogia. i've been dying to see it.

and thanks for all the kind words. i appreciate it.

11:33 PM  

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