il fait froid

It's like -600 in Chicago today. That's the temperature where urine freezes in your bladder. It's like the arctic tundra without the penguins. The radio this morning issued a severe cold advisory saying that no one should go outside unless they absolutely have to. And yet, the gym is loaded with people and the streets are far from empty. Either people are that brave or no one listens to the radio anymore.

I wish the mayor would give everyone free ear muffs.