If my iTunes Library on Shuffle was a Radio Station with a DJ

"Hey Baz, that was "Quality Control" by Jurrasic Five, and before that we heard "Kid for Today" by Boards of Canada, and earlier on we had "Eros" by Tortoise, and some great stuff from The Band and Joan Baez. We're gonna be getting some comedy tracks with Harland Williams and Mitch Hedberg later on, but first, let's get back to the music with "Sunshine on My Shoulder" by John Denver. And you know what we say here on iTunes FM, if you don't like it, it's your fault, because you bought it!"