A Movie Watching Invite For Our Friends In The East

In an attempt to promote Chinese cartoonists and prevent the Chinese people from seeing Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Mary Poppins, and Space Jam; the Chinese government announced a ban on "so-called cartoons that mainly feature real people and only occasionally have computer-generated elements".

So, I am writing to all you Chinese citizens who want to see Julie Andrews dancing with penguins and Bob Hoskins kissing a rabbit and Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny schooling some aliens on the court. Please come to our house. Seriously, you're all welcome. And I mean all. We've got a futon. You bring the popcorn. We'll bring the films.