Spirits In The Bathroom

When I walked into the bathroom today, a urinal fifteen feet away from me flushed, the motion sensor tripped, but there wasn't anyone standing in front of it. A spirit had urinated. Surprisingily, I wasn't scared. More sad actually. To think, these spirits are floating around, having already died, and they still have the human hangup of having to relieve themselves every couple of hours. What a drag.