R.I.P. Good N' Fruity

If you never got to experience the joy of a Good N' Fruity first-hand, imagine a dehydrated, super-condensed Mike N' Ike, then add a couple of flavor and texture points for good measure and you're still only approximating the greatness of this particular confection. Conversely, if you've never had the gag-inducing displeasure of consuming a Good N' Plenty, taste-picture the combined wretched powers of Necco wafers, black jellybeans, beamins chewing gun and zoo-smell encapsulated in plaster of paris.

The delicious, delicious Good N' Fruity is no longer produced, having been axed by the company that makes it so they could produce higher quanitites of it's disgusting cousin. This is a disgrace. And there's nothing we can do about it.

Sigh.