Movie Review: Ronin

Just saw the 8th anniversary edition of Ronin, the movie that redefines...Ronin, I guess. Some fun stats:

• Number of car chases: 6
• Number of times I thought Malina Kanakaredes was in it: 1
• Correct guesses of "Isn't that so and so from that movie?": 1
• Incorrect guesses of "Isn't that so and so from that movie?": 14
• Number of Jean Reno Fucked Natalie Portman in The Professional jokes: 2
• Scale of 1-10, temptation to leave without seeing the end: 9
• Number of times Cake-Holding-Lady-Refrigerator-Commerical aired: 22
• Japanese History references (title included): 2
• Ronin vs. Ghost Dog: Ghost Dog
• Ronin and an army of actual Samurai vs. Ghost Dog: Ghost Dog
• Followed by: The Last Samurai
• The Last Samurai vs. Ronin: Draw

overall grade: C-