caring-free rubber bracelets

if you're like me, you've been wanting to get in on the rubber bracelet fad, but you hate all those charities and disease foundations. lucky for us, the rubber bracelet has been freed of it's meaningful shackles, and is now available as a simple token of fashion. don't care about breast cancer? how about a pink bracelet that says "flirt"! can't stand to help defeat AIDS?, how about a red bracelet that says FLAMETHROWA!.

as a result, actual causes have been forced off the cheap market, and are now making more elaborate bracelets that show you care more than a buck or two about whatever. here's some fancy schmancy breast cancer bracelets, and another one for heart disease in women. and here's a whole bunch of other ones.