selection sunday!

minus basketball and it's actually tuesday, but hey! guess who's nominating someone to the supreme court of the united states tonight?! that's right! ME!!

g-dub got a little pissed at me for my continued gentle ribbing of him on the blogwaves, and i was all ready to rip on whoever he chose, so he was all like "you think you could do better?" and i'm all like "well i couldn't do worse." and he's all like "well then fine, YOU name the next supreme court nominee" and i'm all like "FINE. I will, and i'll do a fine job, too" and he's all like "i bet you will" and i'm all like "well fine then, i guess i will" and he's all like "fine" and i'm all like "fine".

so it's all up to me, and i couldn't think of a better nominee than judge joe brown. before you get all pissy about it, hear me out. joe brown is a REAL judge. his TV show has REAL defendants and plaintiffs and the rulings are FINAL. his long standing position on "bull" is famous (he doesn't like it), and among the disputes he's settled, only 64% involve a loan that wasn't legally notarized or repaid. the rest were very important rulings on things like his famous dissenting opinion on the separation of church- and state-based entertainment (in jars of clay v. capitol steps, judge brown famously said "you both suck").

i expect an honest, polite and thorough evaluation process, and urge the house and senate to quickly confirm mr brown to his new position,