not much going on today

it's a slow day in the funny news world. a quick look at google news brought the headlines:

emily barrels on as typhoon hits china!
what will happen when talk on korea bomb is finished?!
olympics bomber gets life in jail :)!!
hewlett-packard cuts 14,500 jobs!!!

and so on. (i added the exclamation points and smiley faces) so i was beginning to think that today was so depressing there wouldn't be one news story with a hint of dry humor to blog. thankfully, old faithful (aka george w bush) is always willing to pitch in and keep america's irony sector moving forward. today's nugget is:

bush will fire anyone in his administration convicted of a crime. well that's awful good of him, wouldn't you say?