Il Fait Chaud

According to the US Drought Monitor, the state of Illinois, much like the rest of this nation is in an "extreme drought" situation. That's right, we have a drought monitor here in the US of A! Who knew? Seems like a pretty easy job. Get up in the morning, drive somewhere, ask the residents of said somewhere these simple questions taken from the Official US Drought Monitor Handbook:

Do you have water?

Has it rained?

Once you've obtained the answers, you use this key to decipher:

2 Negatives = DROUGHT

1 Negative = DRY WITH A SLIGHT CHANCE OF DROUGHT