Virtual School

Chicago's breaking new ground by proposing the first virtual public school. How great is that? We've already got virtual colleges. If we could all just land virtual part-time jobs while in school (you know, so we can kick back and catch a virtual movie once in a while-maybe even with a virtual date or two or three (hey, anything's possible in this unreal reality (take all these parentheses, for example))) and then get
virtual full-time jobs that coincide perfectly with our virtual degrees, we'd be well on our way to becoming a society completed made of flesh and blood robots. And who doesn't want that?
Hippies? Real Robots? Communists? Or Real Robots?