Friday, January 27, 2006

Virtual School

Chicago's breaking new ground by proposing the first virtual public school. How great is that? We've already got virtual colleges. If we could all just land virtual part-time jobs while in school (you know, so we can kick back and catch a virtual movie once in a while-maybe even with a virtual date or two or three (hey, anything's possible in this unreal reality (take all these parentheses, for example))) and then get
virtual full-time jobs that coincide perfectly with our virtual degrees, we'd be well on our way to becoming a society completed made of flesh and blood robots. And who doesn't want that?
Hippies? Real Robots? Communists? Or Real Robots?


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