Holy Chip

Regular Everyday Tortilla Chips. Notice No Virgin Mary.

Seriously, the miracle food apparitions need to come to an end. Elizabeth Gould just came forward with news that the Virgin Mary graced tortilla chip that she was given on a JetBlue flight to Miami. There comes a point when you just have to say that sometimes burns, mold, and popcorn kernels look like shadowy people. Sometimes pretzels and chips just get baked into forms that resemble faceless blobs of bearing a minute resemblance to a human but that makes them no more the Virgin Mary than it does visits from Sojourner Truth. Isn't it an insult to keep food on display at goldenpalace.com when a single chip could feed an entire family in Ethiopia? And the Virgin Mary, of all people, would be more than welcome to having a chip-version of herself fed to the starving.