seattle, here we come

well, first it's wisconsin here we come, then minnesota, then south dakota, etc. but eventually, seattle, here we come. since we'll be busy working (when you're a sketch comic, drinking does in fact count as being on the clock), we won't have too much free time, so we decided to cram all the touristy seattle things into one jam packed afternoon event. on our afternoon off (friday), we're forming a grunge band that will bunjee jump off the space needle, dipping our heads into a vat of starbucks, while mt st helens erupts in the distance. then we'll apply for jobs at microsoft and sing the closing theme from "fraiser" and make at least six jokes about not getting enough sleep, and we'll stop every short haired blonde lady we see and say, "meg ryan?", and then we'll go on a heroin bender and shoot ourselves in the head with a shotgun. finally, we'll make it back to the theatre and punch in just as becky and noelle take the stage. my god, it will be beautiful.