Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Newspaper Listings

From the Suburban Chicago Daily Hearld (scroll down a little bit)...

• Cocanuts (Cocaine Anonymous), 12 step meeting, 7:30 p.m. every Thursday, Lutheran General Hospital, 10th floor-cafeteria, 1775 Dempster St., Park Ridge. (773) 202-8898.

I'm assuming step one is "Have a Sense of Humor About Your Crippling Addiction".

Related, but without a link:
There was a 5k race/walk for Alzheimer's Disease called "A Walk To Remember". I hope the path was clearly marked.

Fake, not real:
A hospice center was recently renamed "Death House 6: Return of Death House". The nurses carry scythes, and the orderlies are given lessons on how to talk like Vincent Price. An animatronic Crypt Keeper works the front door, and there are black cats everywhere.


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