Floyd Landis Wins! American Floyd Landis Wins The Tour De France!

And, honestly, you have to ask who cares?

In other news, Lance Armstrong walked to a 7 Eleven today and bought a cherry Slurpee, a pack of Ice Breakers gum, and a copy of the latest edition of People magazine. Rumor has it he drank the Slurpee while reading the magazine and when finished with the Slurpee he opened the pack of gum and had just one stick. He hadn't finished reading the People magazine at the time of this print.